14 Funny Love Quotes

Love can turn someone become a funny person because love will turn upside down people life into a funny situation. Below are 14 funny love quotes that will match the situation.

1. You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could I'd wait for it to go on sale ~ Hussein Nishah

2. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough ~ Russel Brand 

3. I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner 

4. I love you no matter what you do, but do you have todo so much of it? ~ Jean Illsley Clarke 

5. Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. ~ Natasha Leggero

6. My Friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. ~ Garry Shandling

7. Honesty is the key to a relationship. if you can fake that, you're in. ~ Richard Jeni

8. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ~ Lily Tomlin

9. Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

10. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~ Joan Rivers

11. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. ~ George Burns

12. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx

13. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen

14. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something. ~ Fran Lebowitz